What Is A Liberal Redneck

Before I can ramble about whatever in the hell I want, I reckon I need to go into exactly what a liberal redneck is.

One definition of liberal is broadminded. I reckon I'm that. I guess I aint' got nothing against no one. Just don't piss me off and I reckon we're square.

Jeff Foxworthy, redneck laureate, described being a redneck as a glorious lack of sophistication. I've been accuse a that before too. So I reckon you could say I broadmindedly lacked sophistication. So there ya have it ... the liberal redneck.

Anyone got anything to say about it?